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Joke of the Day
"*gives up seat on bus for an old lady* *whispers in her ear* ""This isn't over"""
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"So this Limbo Champion walks into a bar... and was immediately disqualified."
"What's the best nation in the world? Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity."
"What did Sheldon say to Penny? BaZINCa!!"
"'50 Shades of Grey' taught me how to please a woman. It's by writing a shitty book."
"What do you call a high definition piss? 1080 Pee -- My roommate"
"If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved."
"*hears a man crying in a bathroom stall at work* ""Excuse me, are you okay? Because you're kinda stealing my thing"""
"What does a baby have in common with a old car? They're fun to take apart, but they're a real bitch to put back together."
"Why did the hipster wear a sweatshirt on the sweltering summer day? She wears sweatshirts before it is cool! (Cue rim shot)"