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Joke of the Day

"When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response? I like to be prepared."

"How can you tell if a girl is under 18? Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter."

"What would you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carlos"

"What's a police officers favorite console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D"

"I saw this really fit girl in the nightclub last night and she was wearing a chessboard patterned shirt..... So, I made a move on her."

"#MyHomelessSignWouldSay Obama aint the only one who wants change"

"Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it."

"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any kind, buildings can't jump."

"What does a prostitute and a book have in common? For five dollars you can get one with crabs in it."

"Why don't you sleep with an 90 year old lady..... Have you ever tried to peel a grilled cheese apart?!?"