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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any kind, buildings can't jump."
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"If Twitter was any more fun we'd have to smuggle it in from Mexico."
"Charlie Sheen #thinning"
"Did you hear about the houseboat that crashed? Everything but the kitchen sank! lol it's shitty but this is what happens when i zone out at work"
"Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf"
"I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant ""I want a game capable of holding the interest of my six-year-old but it's got to be simple enough for his father to play too."""
"I was accused of sexual harassment But I couldn't of. Because her ass meant nothing to me."
"In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts."
"Europe must have a detergent based economy.. ..because it's tough on Greece."
"If you stand for nothing you'll fall for anyone who offers you a chair because standing is fucking exhausting."