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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a toaster eats a toaster Cannatoasterlism"
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"How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, while the rest were kung fu fighting"
"4 story building in Philadelphia being demolished collapses on top of Goodwill store with 14 people inside. One dead, thirteen injured, twenty-nine taken to the hospital."
"What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean? Columbus"
"I used to work in a haunted pub... There was spirits everywhere."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck? People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill."
"I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA!"
"Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is."
"No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come."
"How do you know adam and eve weren't black ? Ever try to take a rib from a nigger ?"