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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a toaster eats a toaster Cannatoasterlism"
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"Two condoms are walking down a street. A gay bar appears. One condom says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""
"Why did Obama serve two terms? Because blacks always get a longer sentence"
"what do you get when you eat all of the potatoes? *chuckle* they're all gone!"
"When I was young, my mom's sister used to bake me cakes with lots of icing and cream. She was a fond aunt."
"Me: GUESS WHO BOUGHT A MEGAPHONE? Neighbour: Get out of my house! Me: You're not even guessing."
"Guys are excellent cooks. With two eggs, a sausage and a little bit of milk; they can keep a girl's stomach full for 9 months.."
"[Toothpaste Laboratory] Dentist 1: Yes Dentist 2: Yes Dentist 3: Yes Dentist 4: Yes Dentist 5: Not so fast..."
"Walk into a bar dressed as a bunny rabbit. Punch the first person who says something to you. You're a wild animal."
"I get so pissed off when the 'Dawson's Creek' theme song doesn't suddenly play in the background while I'm having a magical moment."