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Joke of the Day

"[Toothpaste Laboratory] Dentist 1: Yes Dentist 2: Yes Dentist 3: Yes Dentist 4: Yes Dentist 5: Not so fast..."

"The secret to a long life Avoid death"

"The price of a balloon has really gone up recently I think it's because of inflation"

"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"

"I wish someone would challenge me so I could help raise awareness for ice buckets."

"Excuse me, Santa, but I still haven't received the first ""ho"" you promised me."

"What did the Irishman say about Batman and Superman's fathers? They were both Martha Fockers"

"What do you call a skinny person that identifies as obese? A trans fat"

"What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common? They were both caught with hands in their drawers."

"What do Santa's little helpers learn in school? The Elfabet!"