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Joke of the Day

"[Toothpaste Laboratory] Dentist 1: Yes Dentist 2: Yes Dentist 3: Yes Dentist 4: Yes Dentist 5: Not so fast..."

"Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying ""I don't know?"" whenever you ask them a question."

"What do you call it when...? What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography."

"To the guy in a wheelchair that stole my phone You can hide but you can't run"

"9 years ago i asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today i asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"Remember, there can be only one interesting person per relationship."

"[at the gym] PERSONAL TRAINER: have you exercised at all in the past? *flashbacks to holding my gut in for the past ten years* ME: totes"

"After a lot of deliberation I've decided communism isn't right... It's left"

"What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh? Gummy Bear"

"Why did the blond snort NutraSweet? She thought it was diet coke."