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"I only date black chicks cause I hate meeting fathers.."
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"A roofie? .. but how does a roof take a picture of itself? I'm so confused."
"A sadist met a masochist... and said ""hurt me"" ""No"" said the sadist."
"My wife says she's leaving me because of my obsession with Football Manager. In my defence, I've got Dani Alves, Kompany, Vidic and Lahm."
"What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."
"It's too bad the meaning of life is 141 characters."
"[Enter password: ] MyPeeeeeeeeenis [Error: password too long] *high fives my laptop right off the desk*"
"Where do South Africans buy their pastrami and salami? At the Nelson Mandeli."
"A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""