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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim (Say it to the tune of the Mario pipe noise)"
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"Millionaire Interview Interviewer : Sir, who helped you on becoming a Millionaire? Millionaire : My wife........ I was a billionaire before."
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"I'm converting to Islam for my haram bae"
"Don't talk down to me just because I'm drunk on tequila. That's Patronizing."
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"Why couldn't the bike stand by itself? because it was two tired"
"Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup? The Dock!"