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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a radioactive Angler? Nuclear fishin'"
Next Joke
"Romeo & Juliet.doc... ...is a play on Word."
"I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat"
"When I die, I want people to think back lovingly about me and say ""oh, I thought she was already dead"""
"If wandering off was an Olympic sport, my mind would be a gold medalist."
"How do you get an art major off your porch? Pay for the pizza"
"BRO DOCTOR ""Well, looks like we're going to have to check that prostate lol no homo"" BRO DOCTOR"
"What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ? Being normal."
"How did the media know JFK was cheating on his wife? They saw him getting blown in the back seat."
"What did the nucleus say to get the electron up? Up and atom!"