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Joke of the Day
"what kind of knife is used to perform female circumcision? a beaver cleaver"
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"What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !"
"single because i didn't forward that chain mail in 2008"
"You know that you are ghetto when you can fit 110 words into 140 characters."
"[Knock at door] MAN: Hello I'm here to talk about Jesus Christ!! Sorry, a spider landed on me. I'm here to talk about bondage ME: Do come in"
"Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts so she had his name legally changed to ""Machine Washable""?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ? Ben knocking on this door all morning !"
"I opened a company selling prayer mats with land mines in them.. Prophets are going through the roof!"
"I could never learn the alphabet as a kid. problems with the x..."
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