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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Mat"
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"When one squirrel says ""I like to eat nuts"", there is probably always another squirrel who says ""that's what she said."""
"My ex-girlfriend once said ""It's either me or Twitter."" I wonder how she's doing."
"What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns? Go for the juggler."
"Whatsapp and BBM have been ranked 2nd and 3rd as the best for gossip.Women continue to rule at No. 1."
"[class trip] I'm farmer Joe, this is my farm DO U HAVE COWS? Yes, it's a dairy farm DO U HAVE WHALES? Kid, why wouldn't we have whales?"
"Know any good jokes about running? I need a muse for an art project I'm doing. Also who doesn't love terrible jokes/puns. Looking for things like refrigerator/nose running, but other objects."
"Why are there so many grammar Nazis on the internet? Because English majors have no jobs."
"How do you sink the Polish navy? Put it in water"
"best Attitude to follow in Life Imagine that you are already dead. This way, whatever u get in life is always a profit for u."