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Joke of the Day

"Pizza is like sex. When its good, its reeallly good, but when its bad... It's still pretty damn good."

"What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !"

"Three blondes walked into a building you'd think one of them would have seen it..."

"[crime scene] *detective snaps pics of murder victim* Corpse: delete it"

"When someone asks if you lost weight, the correct response is always, ""no, it just seems like it to you because you got fatter."""

"Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from? Vlasic Park"

"Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around."

"What is the most searched porn on the ginger-bread man's computer? Crumbshots"

"What's a drug lord woman called? A drug lady? A heroin heroine?!"

"Breast Inplants They such a silly-con"