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Joke of the Day

"What's George Washington's favorite song. Doesn't matter, just as long as it's royalty-free."

"Legal tip for men: if you get a free t shirt at a bar, you're not required to keep it forever, like they can't arrest you if u throw it out."

"I had a winning lottery ticket but I couldn't cash it in before it expired and now I get nothing. I am *such* a Democrat."

"What starts with ""c"" and ends with ""unt"" cunt."

"If Chile and Turkey had a war... Would that be a recipe for disaster? Would Greece get involved?"

"Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The sockets all went with the house."

"What do wizards call unmagical African Americans? Niggles"

"Did you hear apple just invented gifs? They called it live photos"

"The Greek Economy Forever A Loan!"

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I dont jelly my dick down your throat."