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Joke of the Day

"Me: Look. There's a deer. Hunter: Don't spook it. Me: *slowly stuffing a werewolf mask back into my backpack*"

"The best part of having a prostitute die on you is the second hour is free!"

"How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Protesters never change anything."

"I 100% support the Trump Deportation Plan!! Where should we send him?"

"""Lord of the Rings"" seems like kind of a racist book. It doesn't even have a Tolkien black guy."

"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fuck."

"Just found where my wife hid my birthday present! How'd she know I wanted a one-way ticket to Miami with some guy named Rico?"

"Melon love Two melons in a romantic relationship were discussing their feelings for each other. ""Honeydew you love me?"" asked the first. ""Yes,"" replied the second, ""but we cantaloupe."""

"women sure love never chilling the fuck out"

"How is having a new dishwasher at a kitchen job like being in the Matrix? There is no spoon."