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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Biafra ! Biafra who ? Biafra'id be very afraid !"
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"Im making a fortune promoting home security systems.All I do is say ""Hello"".At 3 in the morning sitting at the end of their bed."
"I was watching some porn with a plot the other day It was pretty Fucking stupid"
"Bernie Sanders The real reason Bernie Sanders went to the hospital because he looked at his poll numbers Berning up. Doctors have said that he must have felt the BERN."
"Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen? It protects from deadly rays."
"Most girls: ""I hangout with guys, there's less drama."" Me: ""I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants."""
"Why did the condom fly away? It got pissed off."
"They say never go food shopping when you're hungry ... haven't ""they"" heard that ""seven days without food makes one weak?"""
"What do you call it when you forgot to use mouthwash, and it kills an otherwise pleasant evening? A ""no scope"""
"The sight of you makes me want an American Spirit I want to secede and isolate."