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Joke of the Day

"Gandolf here, TIFU by letting the Seahawks pass"

"[zombie movie set] Director into megaphone: ""We're about to start rolling. Look alive people!"" *actors look around confused as heck*"

"Valentine's Day is for people who lack the imagination to be romantic during the rest of the year."

"Saw two bums in the street going at it with cardboxes boxes... Pillow fight!"

"I'm making a Band! I started a band called 999 Megabytes...we haven't gotten a gig yet."

"What did the Nazi with celiac disease say at the breakfast table? Excuse me, but is this cereal Glutenfrei?"

"And then Satan whispered, hey let's put the alphabet in math"

"My fisherman friend got his Master's degree. Now he's a Master Baiter."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

"Dad goes on date with Carly Rae Jepsen As she got into his car he said ""Hi, Maybe."""