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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get your head in between those teeny legs?"
Next Joke
"Pro Tip: Ask the guy sitting next to you if he's gonna freak out about you watching fetish porn before you waste $8 on in-flight wifi."
"My Dad should be in the Guinness Book Of World Records. I'm pretty sure no one has ever taken twenty seven years to go and get a pint of milk."
"Did you hear about the guy who entered a joke and 10 puns in a contest? The joke won, but no pun in ten did."
"After our house burnt down, the police said it could be someone we know... My wife and I had one question. ""Could it be arson?"""
"How do you know you are at a picnic with gay men? All the hot dogs taste like shit"
"What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system? I don't know."
"So there I was balls deep in a 12 year old ... Then my dad walks in and freaks out starts screaming ""What the fuck are you doing to your sister"""
"Two clowns capture a clown and drag him back to their village. As they're eating the clown one cannibal asks the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"So I've always wanted to try the homosexual thing... ... but I get claustrophobic in tight spaces."