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Joke of the Day
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free"
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"What is a Nazi baker's secret ingredient? White Flour!"
"[does his regular grocery shopping] Cashier: having a kid's birthday party? Me: ...................yes."
"Saw a guy missing his left arm and leg, and asked how he was doing. ""Eh, I'm alright."""
"""The doctor can see you now."" - a nurse, after removing the doctor's blindfold."
"Chromebooks."
"Name the only building in the world with 80,000 stories The library (My 6yo told me to tweet this)"
"I heard a group of pedophiles dressed up as superheroes and molested kids at birthday parties . Apparently they called themselves the Justkids League ."
"I'd like to thank automatic flushing toilets For making people think I'm giving them 2 or 3 courtesy flushes"
"Why did the puppeteer get out of jail? Because he ""pulled a few strings""!"