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Joke of the Day

"""Woman impregnated at Motorhead concert seeks father on Craigslist."" And they say romance is dead"

"Lying on my bed struggling to squeeze into jeans The dog comes in to show emotional support ... followed by the cat, who came to judge."

"A joke from Jimmy Neutron made into my own. Q: In the dark they arrive without being fetched In the light they are lost without being stolen. What are they? A: Good TV shows."

"Keanu Reeves watching a Keanu Reeves movie trying to figure out how he's in two places at once."

"Strap-on If you're thinking of purchasing a strap-on, you don't want to rush into the decision...you're going to be stuck with it for life."

"Whats the difference between jam and marmalade??NSFW You can't marmalade your cock up someone's ass"

"What comes after a farting competition? Farty!"

"""I feel so average"" Tom said meanly"

"They say you are what you eat So I bought myself some ""ready to eat Apricots"" And after I bought them I was indeed, ready to eat Apricots."

"pregnancy tests should just read ""pregnant"" or ""nope just fat"""