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Joke of the Day
"How do you make endocrine? Endocrine is not a hormone."
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"The completely inane bullshit I read on my phone doesn't deserve the super intense face I make while staring at it."
"My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt He's high on my list of priorities"
"Eddie's father called up to him 'Eddie if you don't stop playing that trumpet I think I'll go crazy!' Eddy replied 'I think you are already I stopped playing half an hour ago.'"
"I'm pretty sure I'm smarter than my cat, but he refuses to take the test. It unnerves me, because that's totally what a genius would do..."
"Don't mind me, just practicing how to make tables on reddit :---------|:---------|:--------- |Winner|loser|description"
"The masseuse asked if I wanted her to finish me, I said yes & then she ripped my spine out & said ""Flawless Victory!"""
"You really shouldn't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."
"Theres this one word I always stumble on when I try to remember it.... oh yeah, the word is forget."
"What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments? 2:39"