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Joke of the Day
"How do you make endocrine? Endocrine is not a hormone."
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"If Groot played basketball He'd set the record for most tree pointers in a game."
"It's crazy how quick women are to cut each other's throats over a guy! I mean I'd understand if it were shoes....but a guy???"
"Why does Jesus like Japanese food? Because he loves miso"
"Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team? Because she was a girl."
"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)"
"Why can't the bishop walk straight? Cause he can only move diagonally"
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it."
"I'm so hungry I could eat this piece of paper. *adds salt to resume*"
"Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident? He thought the Russians were just ""overreacting."""