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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken!"

"In my trunk is a tire iron, a box of human hair, and a bottle of Grey Goose. I'm always prepared for an impromptu crime scene tampering."

"What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common? They both like a tight seal."

"Why did Trump bring his dog to the rally ? Because he likes it *ruffed up* !"

"Asians are so bad at driving im starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team? A teabag stays in the cup longer..."

"What does a frog that can read say? Reddit...reddit..."

"I guess you could call her a trophy wife. She's tattooed with the names of the previous winners."

"You can't say America isn't inclusive and progressive The Current president is a black man and latest election was between a female and a mentally handicapped person."