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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken!"

"Snow in the forecast... ...and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, ""Fat chance, with a face like that!"""

"Why are they giving Lance Armstrong a hard time about doping???... Going to the moon is very scary shit!!!"

"how do you know you're in an elevator with the people of reddit? you're stuck on the basement level!"

"The real fact about the strongest man in the universe afraid of his wife xD"

"The Chinese couple sitting behind me have said one Chinese thing after another to each other for almost an hour now."

"My niece was the victim of demonic possession FOR THE SECOND TIME. She was repossessed."

"My wife left a note on the fridge that said ""This isn't working I'm going to my mom's"" I opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. I'm not sure what she was talking about."

"I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb."

"NSFW Passionately our lips met... Then she closed her legs and broke my glasses."