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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting to fat? She can wear your wife's clothes."
Next Joke
"What did one nut say to the other? Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out."
"What do you call it when a red head gets a tooth infection? Gingervitus."
"How do animals in children's books always have nicer houses than mine when they don't have jobs & all they do all day is learn life lessons?"
"Peanuts HEY THERE SO TWO PEANUTS ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET, AND ONE WAS ASSAULTED. http://www.masterpiecepumpkins.com/Graphics/RodneyDangerfield%20%20_orig.jpg"
"There's nothing like sitting by an open fire..watching the evidence burn."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. and thinks ""Some asshole has my pen""."
"Still waiting for #WTF! Friday where we all list people whose popularity is a mystery to us."
"Do know who the ultimate CrossFitter was? Jesus."
"A drummer trips and falls on a sheep, a candy brand, and then a running faucet *Baa Dum tss*"