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Joke of the Day

"Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?"

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"What should you use to make a boat explode? A weapon of mast destruction."
"""Just spread them open and shove your face in there."" - How to put on glasses."
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"Knock knock. (Who's there?) Ric Flair. Ric Flair WHOOO?!"
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"For the Canadians (Warning: Offensive) How do you kill a fox with one leg? Make him run across Canada."
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"I needed a password at least eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs..."