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Joke of the Day
"Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical? Because m'cavity."
Next Joke
"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it. Thank you TheAustr0naut"
"People who peel the entire banana before eating it are the same ones who take off all their clothes to go to the bathroom."
"Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer? Because he kept calling ""One Love"""
"i found the cure for cancer [deleted]"
"I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don't have Windows."
"What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite? Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)"
"Flovers Joke A man comes home with a bokay of flowers for his girlfriend and she says ""I guess I'll have to spread my legs now."" And her boyfriend asks ""Why, don't you have a vase?"""
"I'm surprised God doesn't make Christian Rock Bands sound better."
"I need a way to keep fit that will make me look like a crazy person so no one will approach me while I do it. -inventor of powerwalking"