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Joke of the Day
"Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike? Everywhere."
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"What do you call a female deer that's pickled? A dill doe"
"What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !"
"[FBI job interview] ""Do you have any self defense training?"" *flashback to hiding behind fence from teenagers* Yes I'm skilled at fencing."
"I'm going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they'll let me take."
"Ethnic humor . . . Q: What is the national bird of Italy? A: The fly."
"My biggest fear is that I'm holding my baby and a rapper asks me to put my hands in the air."
"Bought a bag of Sweetheart candies & cracked my tooth on one.When I spit it out & looked at it,itsaid ""Next time call when you say you will"""
"My client's (soon to be ex) wife just flipped me off in the courthouse parking lot, so yeah, I'm obviously doing my job right."
"Report - Sharks have difficulty finding work 51 weeks every year."