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Joke of the Day

"Find myself in the need for some really despicable jokes. Come on Reddit, do your worst. What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A Pedophile."

"i am skeptical of the concept ""Too Big To Fail"" mainly because i am extremely big and i fail constantly"

"How does Moses make his tea... ... Hebrews it"

"I went to a library... and asked the librarian if they had a book on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. She said, ""Well it rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's there or not."""

"What do you call a collection of memes? A memeoir."

"You know, I really hate Mexican jokes that rely on sterotypes They just cross the border."

"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."

"What literary devices do butchers use? Meataphors."

"How will you know your sister has period? When you taste blood in your father's dick"

"Why did the farmer get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."