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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between Marmalade and Jam? You cant marmalade your cock up a womans arse..."
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"If I had a sex change, I would change mine to more"
"Have you seen FullMetal Alchemist? The cow says ""moo"". The cat says ""meow"". The dog says ""ed...ward...ed...ward"". Explanation : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbRtoFNqn84"
"Cargo shorts are awesome because you have extra pockets to carry all the ladies numbers that you get."
"Why are prostate exams so important? They show how much of an asshole you are"
"What was Hitler's favorite letter? I have no idea, but it was probably NOT Z."
"What do you call a Jewish piano? A cash register."
"As the pair of scissors steps up to the starting line, the other runners quickly realize that this race just got a whole lot more dangerous."
"What car is it best to grow grass on? K-K-K-Kia"
"My dog 'Fat Jessie' died yesterday, but I don't mind... She was a massive bitch."