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Joke of the Day

"Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'."

"Please Turn Off The Computer Dad's writes on son's facebook wall: Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner."

"'My train was late' should be enough excuse to take the day off. Bosses please note."

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food... Neither have they."

"Turns out when you're a grown up, you CAN do anything you want, you just have to deal with the fallout... *pizza dough plops on head*"

"What is ""The Fonz's"" favorite breakfast? Eeeeeeeeeeggs"

"Obesity researchers have discovered a new approach to solve the problem. They are now focusing on just making people taller."

"I really admire what Caitlyn Jenner did Took some balls"

"What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back? Imagination"

"During a prison break, I saw a midget climb the fence of the prison yard. As he jumped down, he sneered at me... I thought to myself, ""well, that was a little con-descending."""