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Joke of the Day

"Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped snow white"

"What does a gift and a black man have in common? White children get immense joy after tearing one open"

"What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book? In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care."

"Beer commercials really overestimate how many attractive people live in my apartment building."

"Look you asked me to be your child's Godfather so don't get pissed at me because I taught him how to break knees and collect debts."

"How to tell if you suck at football... Hint: You call it soccer."

"Two wrongs don't make a right. But two Wrights make a plane."

"The longer you sleep the more sleep you need. The more you eat the bigger is your appetite."

"Look mom, no meds!"