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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One gives you a weak hole and the other makes your whole week."

"The 2 Golden Rules of Religion 1) Be kind to other people. 2) KILL THE FILTHY INFIDELS!!!!"

"What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot? A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball."

"time zones are amazing, it's a different time all around the world! for example, in some parts of the U.S, it's still 1950"

"A couple have a terrible accident and they both end up blind The guy turns to his girlfriend and whispers in her ear: I'm sorry, but we can't see each other anymore."

"Why don't Jedi make good comedians? Because their jokes always sound forced."

"Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost two towers"

"There's currently a thin shell of space, hurtling through the solar system at 67,000 mile per hour, in which boners must be blurred. ""Japan"""

"How are socks like Boy Scouts? They always come pre-paired."

"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night. I was like OMg."