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Joke of the Day
"How does a pregnant black woman fight crime? Abortion"
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"Elephant Hunter I used to hunt elephant but had to quit.. Carrying the decoys got to heavy."
"I like my coffee how I like my life Once thrilling, but now a mundane daily ritual that has me questioning what I ever found enjoyable about it to begin with."
"For $2.20 you can get a medium coffee and a free 14 year supplies worth of napkins at dunkin donuts."
"My wife uses an entire bottle of dish soap when she washes the dishes every night. Another day, another Dawn"
"I was going to tell a Voldemort joke.... But everyone already nose it."
"[Judas standing alone waiting to be picked for dodgeball] -Come on it was one time guys *Jesus drags the CPR dummy to his side of the gym*"
"Did you hear about the guy who swam the English Channel with no arms or legs? They call him... *'clever dick!'*"
"So I was going down on this girl. And I tasted horse semen, I looked up at her and said ""ahh Grandma that's how you died"""
"What do you call an object used as seating that can fly? A rocket lawn-chair."