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Joke of the Day
"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country."
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"The scarecrow won employee of the month again... He's outstanding in his field."
"What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"What do you call a chinese pedophile? Pok Um Yung"
"Plot twist: ""Luke, I am your Mother."" - Yoda"
"The hardest part of being a congressman must be pretending to actually like the people where you're from."
"Everybody on earth has that one person that they wish they could wake up next to. Mine is a grilled cheese sandwich."
"My dad worked on the roadwork's for twenty years before he got fired for stealing! At first I didn't believe it... but when I got home all the signs were there"
"Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey are to star in a new film, a murder mystery set at a music festival. It's a Whodunnit."
"I saved a girl from getting raped last night.. .. I stayed home and jacked off"