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Joke of the Day

"Now that my kids are getting older, I'm worried I'll never have the opportunity to leave my wife for the nanny."

"What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s? Pol Potting mix."

"I absolutely, unequivocally support any and all scientific efforts to create a real, working invisibility cloak. I just want to make myself crystal clear."

"Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk? They know their limits."

"Bad news... Apparently ""bouncing baby boy"" is just an idiom."

"Gave my German friend a hit of my joint... He said, Danke."

"2 reasons why im fat 1) i eat when I'm bored 2) im always bored"

"A vegan, feminist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I know because they told everyone in twenty minutes."

"I came here for... ...funny jokes in the comments."

"I had my work appraisal yesterday. The boss said, ""There is no I in team."" To which I replied, ""But there is a U in cu*t."""