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Joke of the Day
"Australians don't have sex. ... Australians mate"
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"[INT. STARBUCKS - DAY] Me: Theres a large rat in the bathroom Barista: ? Me: A large rat Barista: ? Me: THERES A VENTI RAT IN THE BATHROOM"
"When i have sex it's a race to see who comes first ... me or the aspca"
"Whats the incredible hulks favourite drink? Incredible mulk"
"What did the Mexican princess ask her sister? Tijuana build a snowman?"
"Rioters are destroying Baltimore. Don't worry though, all the bookstores are safe."
"What's Hodor's favorite cereal? Raisin Bran"
"I could tell by the scowl on her face that her patience and botox were wearing thin."
"Two monkeys get into a bath... The first monkey says: ""OOOO OOO AHHHH AHHHH AHHHH"". The second monkey says: ""Put some cold in then."""
"Where is an elephant's sex organ? In his toes. If he steps on you, you're fucked."