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Joke of the Day

"The cops did a high-risk raid on a drug operation located at a barn I guess you could say it was a *high steak operation*"

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"*bumps into cute girl while typing on calculator* oops! got a bit carried away inventorying my lizards *makes sure she sees the 99999999999*"
"Sure, Sally, I'll just buy one of your shells BY THE SEA SHORE. Oh, wait, here's one just laying here, you skank."
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