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Joke of the Day
"[OC] What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together? Pulp friction."
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"Me: What's for dinner? Her: Chinese. Me: I will make the Duck Sauce. *catches duck *fires up juicer"
"what do you call a Cow with no legs? ground beef. what do you call a cow with three legs? lean beef. what do you call a cow with two legs? your mother."
"The inventor of the remote control died yesterday. As per his wishes, he'll be buried in between 2 couch cushions."
"Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him is he still wrong?"
"My freshman year of college I farted in a tiny crowded dorm room & a girl's younger sister who was visiting & wasn't even drunk threw up."
"What do you call a fly when it retires? A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No? Alright.. I'll see myself out."
"I'm going to tell you a pizza joke actually never mind it's too cheesy."
"I'm feeling confident about my new business selling amphibious aircraft... It's going to be plane sailing!"
"I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane."