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Joke of the Day
"""WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE MY IPHONE"" - new thing I scream at my kids"
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"what does shrek say when he falls off a boat?? if you think the answer is ""ive gone ogreboard!!"" you are sick and twisted & need help"
"Funny that when a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she's considered a slut ... but when I do it I'm gay."
"Why women fail at saving money? Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom..."
"What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto!"
"What do you get when you wear wool socks in a tortilla chip factory? Tostitos."
"Bought that new Mac Book Pro today. Apparently they crush up 100 Japanese children's retinas too make the display. Or something. I zone out."
"I bought a pair of Undies yesterday. On the front it says, ""I Will do Anything For Love"" ..and on the back it says, ""But I Won't do That."""
"Where do you go when you need a sperm donation? Sasha Grey's mouth"
"Astronomy Hitler Hitler found a gas planet, he named it Jewpiter ""Probably"" the worst joke"