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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jewish people have big noses Because air is free"
Next Joke
"*emerges from a large magic lamp,* it's me the Reasonable genie, please only wish for things like 'drive me to the airport'"
"My girlfriend let out a huge sigh during sex then I had to tape back the hole I punctured in her"
"Sir, the children at the petting zoo are unhappy. They think our animals are lame *stares off into distance* We're gonna need a bigger goat"
"Adam Sandler walks into a shoe shop ""I'll take the sandals please"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alistair ! Alistair who ? Alistairs in this house are broken !"
"Oscar Pistorius wants a new bathroom door His girlfriend is dead against it."
"OCD My little cousin has been diagnosed with an unusual case of OCD where all he does all day is organise dinner plates by the year they were made, It's an extremely rare dish-order........"
"If I moved to Britain right now, I could retire a wealthy man. My bank account has approximately 6,723 dollars in it, which would convert to like infinite British pounds."
"I ordered a brand-new sandwich maker online. Her name is Svetlana."