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Joke of the Day
"How do you pick up a Jew in a concentration camp? With a dustpan."
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"What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse? They both came in a little behind."
"A kid and his dad are playing cards... The kids tells his father ""Dad, I'm bored"" The father then pulls out a box and says ""are you sure you're not card board?"""
"Q: Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise? A: It was all-oink-lusive."
"Golfer: ""Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"" Caddy: ""Eventually."""
"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? A seizure salad."
"*she leans in close* 'kyle, what's your wildest fantasy?' *i close my eyes and imagine opening a 10pc chicken nugget and finding 11 pieces*"
"i cant get a dog because it will give strangers an excuse to talk to me"
"You hear about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? I hear he's all right now."
"What do you call a gay anemic? homo-goblin"