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Joke of the Day
"How do you pick up a Jew in a concentration camp? With a dustpan."
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"[cruising down highway in friend's car with windows down] me: [opens bag of glitter]"
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
"Have you heard about the condition that causes your penis to ejaculate when submerged in water? It comes in waves."
"what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers"
"No matter how hard I tried to push the envelope... It was still stationery."
"New reality show. Put the commenters from YouTube videos in a house with the commenters from Yahoo Answers. Burn the house down."
"What's small, gray, and came in little cans? Michael Jackson."
"In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing."
"Sorry if this is a repost but I'm new here Why are hurricanes named after women's? Because they're wild and wet when they come but when they leave, they take the house and car."