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Joke of the Day

"You can get used to everything. Except an icicle up your ass, because it melts before you get used to it. - A Finnish Proverb"

"Meth addicts gets all their drug money from the tooth fairy."

"Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !"

"My mailbox is overflowing, my spam folder and junk folder rival each other in size, and I keep procrastinating on dealing with it... But one day I'm gonna go clean all that up, you just wait and DNC."

"Why do Mexicans make refried beans? Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time"

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp."

"What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other? Joint-Discussion"

"*saves dandruff for 7 years to throw as confetti at friends wedding that i never really liked*"

"What do you call it when two gays fight? Fruit punch!"

"A young woman rolled her eyes towards me, So I picked them up and rolled them back."