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Joke of the Day
"I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was.. Apparently Bruce Jenner was ""inappropriate."""
Next Joke
"Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy."
"If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry"
"What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer? Finding out it's curable."
"I like to wear latex gloves to the doctor. Then he knows I can quickly retaliate if he gets too handsy."
"What batteries do turtles use? Durashells"
"Symphony of puns i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music... Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!"
"what amusement park ride do jews not really care for? the holocuaster"
"What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!"
"What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers? Whedon?"