211407

Joke of the Day

"There are so many animal nudes on the internet. I mean, its not even regulated. Literally almost every animal picture is naked."

Next Joke
 
"Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of mouse walks on two legs? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs? A: They all do!"
"Why are women like magazines? They have a lot of issues"
"What do you call a Woman who can balance 3 pints of Lager on her head? Beatrix"
"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the border."
"In Israel, we just want peace. A piece of Jordan, a piece of Egypt, a piece of Lebanon..."
"Things I trust more than Trump 1.Flint, Michigan water 2.Bill Cosby drinks 3.Elevator rides with Ray Rice 4.Donated blood from Magic Johnson 5.Casey Anthony with my kid"
"My girlfriend's dad called me a pedophile just because I'm 34 and she's 23... ...he totally ruined our 10 year anniversary."
"Things that don't kill bees 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming"
"How does Popeye lube up his dick? Sticks it in Olive Oyl."