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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a car. The car crashes. Who survived? *America.*"
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"At what age do you switch from puppy to dry dog food? My daughter is 14 months old."
"Manager: Your fired Me: *You're Manager: How did you know I spelled it wrong if I spoke it out loud Me: How did you know I corrected you"
"Here's a joke just for reddit: How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb? Bacon"
"A kid and his dad are playing cards... The kids tells his father ""Dad, I'm bored"" The father then pulls out a box and says ""are you sure you're not card board?"""
"Jack All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no pay makes Jack a Mexican."
"What do ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their way."
"You know those dirty movies that come on late at night? If one of those actresses doesn't feel comfortable doing a certain dirty scene, they use a cunt double"
"Movie theaters do not explicitly prohibit saxophones during showtime so feel free to play your saxophones during showtime"
"I wonder if the prince was suspicious when Snow White's first baby was born a dwarf."