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"I'd love to get in touch with Emilio Esteves. Does anyone have his emailio addressteves?"
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"Hitler was the worst camp counselor ever."
"If Twitter was invented by a woman, The character limit would be 10,000 characters."
"I do it doggy style... as in I spin around three times before I sit on the toilet."
"Eventually one of these Republican congressmen is going to find out his daughter is a woman, and then we're all set."
"""Should I add more liquor?"" is the most ridiculous question I've ever been asked."
"When Conor McGregor finishes in 13 seconds, everybody cheers But when I finish in 13 seconds, my girlfriend won't talk to me"
"Doc: So you're not sleeping? Me: nah D: how much water do you drink? M: a glass a day D: Alcohol? M: 4 glasses D: Coffee? M: Yes, please"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."
"Watson was incredibly horny.... Watson was incredibly horny and had a fetish for intelligence. So he tells Sherlock this joke and ""blows"" his mind."