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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't Hitler invited to the barbecue? Because he always burns the franks"

"I was once a man stuck in a woman's body Then my mother gave birth"

"If you've never gotten stuck in a dress you tried on over your clothes in the middle of a clothing store, then you're not me."

"I bought these shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

"I'm nog saying your mom's a slut but when you were born she did slid you in and out a few times"

"Did you hear about the incompetent circumciser? He slipped and got the sack."

"What organ in the body never dies? THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully."

"Once I found out masturbating was an addiction, I just knew that I had no choice but to beat it."

"I repurposed some lumber. It was ex-siding."

"I was so broke that Rahul Gandhi came in to eat at my house Indian reference"