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Joke of the Day

"Having no clue about human anatomy is my Achilles Elbow."

"How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!"

"Louie C.K.'s Honda Civic joke at the Oscars Really struck Accord"

"I woke up this morning and realised I didn't have to go to school today. I was so happy... then I remembered I'm an unemployed 43-year-old."

"Which Vice President was the best at making beats? Algorithm"

"Does syria have any walmarts? No, only targets."

"The vice president of Pepsi got fired... he came up positive for coke."

"Q: What does a king do when he burps? A: He issues a royal pardon."

"If I could have a finger on my penis. I could pick'n'flick, with my dick."

"When I first got my puppy I called him Barky Bark. Now he's grown up, so he's just Bark Wahlberg."