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Joke of the Day
"I had unprotected sex with a neurotic person a while back... Now I have genital worrywarts."
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"Emotional Wedding I went to a wedding last week. It was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers. (Credit to pigoletto on the FUNNY subreddit)"
"TIL: The guy who invented the toothbrush plays the banjo in his spare time. Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush."
"I suck at blowing up balloons That's probably why they never inflate"
"I am on a seafood diet Every time I see food, I eat it."
"This joke is at least 10x dirtier than I thought. . . Volkswagen"
"Can't believe I've already spent $500 on mayonnaise this year."
"My 16: ""How come when my friends come over you're suddenly the nicest mom in the world?"""
"Funny how they say we need to talk when they really mean you need to listen."
"What did Hitler's Personal Trainer keep reminding him to do? ""EXHEIL"""