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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about a guy with tiny arms? He has tiny legs. (if you know what i mean)"
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"Me: when is the pizza ready? Dad: will you wait! Me: I DID MY WAITING Dad: oh god no Me: TWELVE YEARS Dad: not again Me: IN AZKABAN"
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Their kids haven't ."
"10yo: When in doubt, albatrout. Me: What the hell is albatrout? That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT"
"Honey, can we skip that wedding this weekend? ""What? Why?"" It sounds boring and there's no way that couple makes it.. ""It's OUR wedding!"""
"Do you know why the USSR fell nearly overnight? Because they stopped Stalin and were Russian!"
"Did you hear about the patch of fog that entered the spelling bee? It wasn't very good but they gave it a precipitation medal."
"I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs."
"Nothing says ""I'm an American"" more than ordering a pizza online and tweeting about it and then hating soccer."
"Do you know what I hate most about Reddit? [deleted] EDIT: Yes! That's the joke!"