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Joke of the Day
"How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish"
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"When a dog's stomach starts growling, it's either hungry, or pregnant."
"A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony. Police are looking into it."
"SCARY STORY! Once upon a time there was a little boy. He saw something strange, and, thinking about what he saw, he folded his arms... INTO PAPER AIRPLANES!"
"[explaining twitter to my mom] Everyone is mad about something all the time and I'm a cartoon"
"whats the difference between jam and jelly? cant jelly my dick in your ass..."
"What do you call a guy having phone sex? Hard of hearing"
"TIL NBC had a show with the entire premise being an orangutan being a political advisor They decided to call it ""late night with conan o'brien"""
"Who the hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere just let one in your home and it becomes your cat."
"Pot is a gateway drug. But the gateway is cluttered with gallons of ice cream & stacks of pizza, so it's hard to pass through."