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Joke of the Day
"I too like my women like I like my laptop. Laying there dying, while I masturbate to it."
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"How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard? Molest them"
"Crueless joke Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"Did you hear about the guy that ran the erectile dysfunction support group? He had to disband the group because he couldn't raise enough members."
"It's funny how the Chinese are competing to win back medals they probably made a month ago!"
"It's a bird. It's a plane. No its... ""Steve, you're fired. Air traffic control just isn't for you."""
"What do you call a high retarded person? A baked potato"
"Did you hear about that rude homeless guy down the street? He made some roofless remarks."