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Joke of the Day

"I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was She Said If She Told Me It Would Defeat The Purpose."

"I didn't realize how cold it was outside today... ... until I saw socialists with their hands in their own pockets"

"Why do black men love with their girls call them ""Daddy""? It's showing that she knows one day he's going to walk out on her and never come back."

"Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook."

"Two guys are peeing off the side of a high bridge. First guys says: ""Water sure is cold."" Second guys says: ""And deep"""

"How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?"

"My girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, i thought she was joking.. ..and then i saw her face."

"Did you hear about the Korean who entered the lottery? He won one billion won."

"Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same? Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss"

"If Kevin Bacon never said ""want some bacon with your eggs"" to a lonely chick in a bar, life just doesn't make sense anymore."