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Joke of the Day

"I tried to make a tiny blueberry pie But it ended up being a little tart."

"A Mocking Bird Knock Knock Who's there? Who's there? Who's there who? Who's there who?"

"An Indian man named Shakher opens a fries stall ... in London and calls it ""Shakher Fries."" He is still wondering why everyone seems to be shaking their fries after putting them in paper bags."

"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I drank too much"

"So I hear Trump wants to ban shredded cheese. Says he's going to make America grate again."

"I always use chloroform when stealing a child. Really puts the ""nap"" in ""kidnap""."

"If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ."

"Torque is like drugs It makes everything spin around."

"1,058,675,954,897 base-36 That is all."

"The reason that there are so many tweets about cats is that people with dogs go outside."